thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

(via dinosaur-anus)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via deederzb)

"

Don’t use the sharpness of your tongue on the mother who taught you to speak.

لا تستعمل حدة لسانك مع أمك التي علمتك كيف تتكلم.

"

(via kich0)

(Source: loneliness-and-silence, via sad-nena)

bootyscientist:

dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or if you’ve never seen the inside of a cathedral

dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them at all

my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be

(via lasfloresdemayo)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via seealiblog)

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via art3mis-th3-arch3r)

jodeine:

how a relationship should b

(Source: senseiyunglord, via thee-fitness-goddess)

weaveittome:

to all the men who consider fucking a fat chick a “last resort”

WE

DONT

WANT

CHU

image

(Source: monicalewinsky1996, via rversepimpology)

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

(Source: samanthabrown1, via rversepimpology)